Drake & Josh (TV Series)

Movie Job (2004)

Josh Peck: Josh Nichols

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Quotes 

• Josh Nichols : Uh, Drake, where's my stereo?

  Drake Parker : Wisconsin.

• [Drake thinks about working at the Premiere, too] 

  Josh Nichols : You gotta go talk to the manager, Helen.

  Drake Parker : Helen.

  Josh Nichols : Yeah, but don't get your hopes up. She's really tough, and it's not like she just hands out jobs.

  Drake Parker : [calling]  Hey, Helen, can I have a job?

  Helen : [without even bothering to look at him]  Sure. Start tomorrow.

• Helen : Congratulations. You're hired.

  Josh Nichols : What?

  Helen : Get to work.

• Josh Nichols : Uh, Drake... uh, your stack's a little... askew.

  Drake Parker : Um, who a-cares?

• Josh Nichols : Wow, Cave Mom 2. How awesome?

  Drake Parker : SO awesome.

  Josh Nichols : Aw! I... I love the way the director's use of light as a symbol for redemption.

  Drake Parker : I like the way the director used hot girls as a symbol for, uh... hot girls.

• Drake Parker : Like to earn my money the old-fashioned way.

  Josh Nichols : How?

  Drake Parker : Selling your stuff on eBay.

• Crazy Steve : Here at the Premiere your comments are always welcome.

  Josh Nichols : Yeah? Uh-uh, the only thing you might want to check out is the, uh, cup holder in seat 34C. It's a little wobbly.

  Crazy Steve : Well, I'll get my tool kit and have a look at that just as soon as the next movie lets out.

  Josh Nichols : Great.

  Crazy Steve : Because, with all the pain and hunger and disease in the world, there's really no better use of my time than to make sure that every blessed cup holder is rock solid steady, so that little whiny punk-holes like you don't have to worry about your precious little lemonade being a teeny bit unbalanced!

  Josh Nichols : [timidly]  I had the fruit punch.