Drake & Josh (TV Series)

Honor Council (2004)

Allison Scagliotti: Mindy Crenshaw

Quotes 

• Mindy Crenshaw : [after losing an honor council case]  I have a cockapoo AND an exact clone of that cockapoo. That's two cockapi! How many cockapi do YOU have, Josh? Hm? Oh, that's right - NONE. All you got's a big magnet. "Ooo, I'm Josh. Look at me with my big magnet!" That's right. Crenshaw out.

  Josh Nichols : See ya, crazy!

• [how did someone put Mrs. Hayfer's car in her classroom?] 

  Josh Nichols : I think the prankster must have driven the car up to the side of the building, threw it into neutral, greased the car with butter or corn oil, and squeezed it through that window.

  Mindy Crenshaw : I have a different theory.

  Josh Nichols : [with immediate contempt]  Oh? What's that, Mindy?

  Mindy Crenshaw : Well, I think when you were a baby your mother dropped you on your head, then fed you a bottle of stupid juice, then sucked your brain out with a vacuum.