Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Foam Finger (2005)
Josh Peck: Josh Nichols
Quotes
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Audrey Parker-Nichols : So how was school?
Drake Parker : You're the worst!
Josh Nichols : You sicken me!
Audrey Parker-Nichols : I see.
Megan Parker : Uhh... anybody want more chicken?
Josh Nichols : I hope you go bald!
Drake Parker : I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh Nichols : Take that back!
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Drake Parker : You callin' me a liar?
Josh Nichols : Well, I ain't callin' you a truther!
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Drake Parker : [Drake and Josh imagine what they'll be like when they're 80, with Josh demanding Drake's oatmeal] Over my dead body!
Josh Nichols : Fine. I could wait five minutes!
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Josh Nichols : A wiener dog chased me for six blocks.
Drake Parker : Who runs from a wiener dog?
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Josh Nichols : Okay, you wanna tussle?
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Drake Parker : As far as brothers go, Josh is okay.
Josh Nichols : I love having Drake as a brother.
Drake Parker : But every now and then...
Josh Nichols : But occasionally...
Drake Parker : I wanna hit him with something heavy.
Josh Nichols : But sometimes I-I just wanna grab his little neck and BANG, JHOM, JUUM!
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[doing homework together]
Josh Nichols : Are you copying my answers?
Drake Parker : No, I'm just comparing your answers with the answers I'm about to write.
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Josh Nichols : Why would a dying British orphan be at a Padres game?
Drake Parker : Orphans LOVE baseball.
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Josh Nichols : You wanna mouth full of fist?
Drake Parker : You wanna butt full of foot?