Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Drew & Jerry (2004)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
Quotes
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Josh Nichols : Oh, and get this, after the show, Drew talked up these girls in the lobby. Got three of their phone numbers.
Drake Parker : [derisively] Only three?
Drew : Yeah, I had an off night.
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Josh Nichols : You know one of the best things about having Drake as my brother?
Drake Parker : Wanna know what's been kind of bugging me lately about the whole Josh thing?
Josh Nichols , Drake Parker : We hang out together all the time.
Josh Nichols : It's awesome.
Drake Parker : It gets to be a little much.
Josh Nichols : [happily] We have breakfast together.
Drake Parker : [dismally] We have breakfast together.
Josh Nichols : We go to school together.
Drake Parker : We go to school together.
Josh Nichols : We eat dinner together.
Drake Parker : We eat dinner together.
Josh Nichols : And we even get to crash in the same room together.
Drake Parker : And then the next day...
Josh Nichols : And then the next day it starts all over again.
Drake Parker : ...it starts all over again.
Josh Nichols : [relishing] Ohhh.
Drake Parker : [miserably] Ohhh.
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Drake Parker : [finding Megan in his bedroom] You... gotta go.
Megan Parker : Why?
Drake Parker : 'Cause. I'm having a big get-together in here tonight.
Megan Parker : Who's getting together?
Drake Parker : My butt and that couch, now leave.
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Drake Parker : Yeah, well, dreams die, Josh... just like this fish.
[Josh gasps]
Drake Parker : That's right. Smell the flounder.