Drake & Josh (TV Series)

The Drake & Josh Inn (2005)

Miranda Cosgrove: Megan Parker

Quotes 

• [with their parents away, Drake and Josh are in charge] 

  Megan Parker : Listen... to ME. You get on ONE of my nerves this weekend, and you'll both wake up tomorrow morning very confused in Cuba.

• [Josh keeps the phone away from Megan by shoving it down his pants] 

  Josh Nichols : Now, you may have the phone back AFTER we talk to you.

  Megan Parker : I wouldn't want that phone back if I were dying on the kitchen floor.