Dolly Parton: Self - Hostess

Quotes 

• Kermit the Frog : I'm kind of depressed.

  Dolly Parton : Depressed? But you're Kermit the Frog!

  Kermit the Frog : Well, that's just it. Kermit THE Frog. You know, I went to my dressing room, it said Kermit the Frog. Stage manager said, "Five minutes for Kermit the Frog." Do they ever call you Dolly the Human?

• Dolly Parton : I am so excited about tonight's show that I just dropped everything to tell you about it! Oh, it's going to be terrific! Literature, history, satire, redeeming qualities... Uh, we managed to avoid all those things.

• Dolly Parton : Remember, the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not!

• Audience Member : How long does it take to do your hair?

  Dolly Parton : How would I know? I'm never there! And that's the truth!