Dinosaurs (TV Series)
The Terrible Twos (1994)
Stuart Pankin: Earl Sinclair
Quotes
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Earl Sinclair : [presenting the toy car wrapped in paper] Son, this present is only for good little boys. You can have it, if you promise to be good.
Baby Sinclair : [Faking Innocence] I'll be good... I promise.
[a golden halo appears on top of baby's head and a twinkle happens in his eye]
Fran Sinclair : It's not right, Earl, bribing a child to behave!
Earl Sinclair : ...and if it works?
Fran Sinclair : It's a short sighted, stop gap, quick fix solution...
Earl Sinclair : You don't have to sell me on it.
[Fran grunts irritably]
Earl Sinclair : Here, son, look! A car!
Baby Sinclair : [excited] A car! Oh, boy!
Earl Sinclair : [giggles] Come on.
[grabs the Baby and puts him in the kiddie car]
Robbie Sinclair : Gee Dad, you never bribed me with anything neat like that.
Earl Sinclair : You were never rotten enough to deserve it.
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Robbie Sinclair : [about Blarney] He's terrible, Mom. I can't imagine a worse role model for a child.
Earl Sinclair : [from other room] Ouch! Darn it. I hate you, you stupid toy!
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Blarney : [singing with kids named Jeff and Tim] Okay here we go. I am Blarney I love you. E-I-E-I-O. And if you're nice you'll love me, too. E-I-E-I-O.
Robbie Sinclair : Well, it does seem to have quiet him down a little.
Blarney : [still singing] With a love love here, and a love love there, here a love there a love, everywhere a love love.
Fran Sinclair : It's interesting, he strikes a chord with children. Something about Blarney inlooses the purest feelings of warmth and affection.
Baby Sinclair : [with a baby bottle on his slingshot] EAT GLASS, BLARNEY!
Blarney : [Launches the bottle at the TV] AAAAAHHHH!
Baby Sinclair : [TV blows up and Fran and Robbie were shocked in surprise] DIE SUM, DIE!
Robbie Sinclair : [as Baby cackles] Well, I gotta say, I'm with him.
Fran Sinclair : That does it! I am fed up with your bad behavior, you are going to your room!
Baby Sinclair : NO, I WANT PRESENTS!
Fran Sinclair : You are going to your room, there will be no more presents.
Earl Sinclair : It's present time!
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Dr. Herder : Terrible twos.
Fran Sinclair : We think so.
Dr. Herder : Oh, I've seen this a hundred times before. A child of two is looking for his parents to give him some concrete boundaries. So I suggest you wall him up inside a cave for a year.
Dr. Herder : [gives the letter to Earl Sinclair] Here. Take this to the hardware store, they'll give you cement and a trowel.
Earl Sinclair : Doc, can I get a refill for this if he claws his way out?
Fran Sinclair : We are not cementing our baby into a cave.
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Fran Sinclair : Please, we're desperate!
Earl Sinclair : Yeah.
Grandma Ethyl Phillips : Look, I already told you. He's two, it's terrible, end of story.
Fran Sinclair : There's nothing we can do? There's no help for us anywhere? Oh, Earl, I don't think I can go on much longer.
[cries]
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Earl Sinclair : And we were gonna ask to jump out of the cake.
Fran Sinclair : Terrible twos. That's an old wives' tale.
Ethyl : So what do I look like, a debutante? Think back, Fran. You've gone through this twice before. Robbie, and then Charlene.
Fran Sinclair : Well, let me see. I remember making little decorative twos for the birthday cakes.................. . and then they were three years old. That's funny. I've no recollection of that entire year.
Earl Sinclair : Fran, let me try. Uh, I was sneaking a taste of the icing from Robbie's second birthday cake............... . and then it was this morning. Did I miss anything, Fran?
Ethyl : Oh, jeez.
Fran Sinclair : That's odd. Neither of us has any recollection of the children being two.
Ethyl : It's was so traumatic and horrible you blocked it out, and now it's gonna happen again. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Earl Sinclair , Fran Sinclair , Robbie Sinclair , Charlene Sinclair : [singing] Happy Birthday dear Baby Happy Birthday to you
Baby Sinclair : [singing] Happy birthday to me
[the whole family laugh and electricity crackles]
Baby Sinclair : [cackles]
Earl Sinclair : Okay, son, time to blow out the candles.
[Baby Sinclair breathes smoke at the family]
Charlene Sinclair : Baby!
Earl Sinclair : [Baby Sinclair laughs]
[puts icing in his mouth and smacks his lips]
Earl Sinclair : Yum. Devil's food.
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Fran Sinclair : Thank you so much for coming.
Earl Sinclair : You want to hear some background on the case?
Babysitter : That is of no use to me. The child is two years old?
Earl Sinclair , Fran Sinclair : Yes.
Babysitter : May heaven have mercy upon this house. Follow me. Hmm. Yes. Yes.
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Baby Sinclair : Mama. Not the mama. It's my birthday?
Fran Sinclair : That's right, sweetheart. You're not two anymore. You're three years old. Now blow out your birthday candles.
Baby Sinclair : Yeah, yeah! Okay.
[blows out his birthday candles, and the family cheers]
Baby Sinclair : I'm starving. How about some cake?
Earl Sinclair : Aww. It's great to have you back, son.