Quotes
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Earl : I know they just crawled out of the sludge and I hate to be critical of other life forms, but God, I hate lawyers.
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Robbie Sinclair : [Earl decides to fight Gary] Dad, are you sure about this? You saw Gary's sock.
Earl : Bring on his socks, bring on his shorts, bring on the whole hamper!
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Earl : [picks up a sock near as big as him] What's this?
Fran Sinclair : Gary's sock. He thinks I'm going to do his laundry.
Earl : His laundry, he sent you - his sock? His foot? How many of these feet does this guy have?
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Earl : [to Gary] Maybe you should just go back where you came from.
Fran Sinclair : And put those pine trees back where you found them!