Dinosaurs (TV Series)

Employee of the Month (1991)

Stuart Pankin: Earl Sinclair

Quotes 

• Earl Sinclair : Ethyl, if I could move my arm I'd crack your head like a coconut.

  Ethyl Phillups : Yeah, but you can't. And you're too stupid to realize you've got another arm.

• [staring at a suggestion box] 

  Roy Hess : Well, what do you think it is?

  Earl Sinclair : I have no idea. I mean, it says "suggestions."

  Roy Hess : Well, I could use a suggestion

  [puts head near box] 

  Earl Sinclair : What's it saying?

  Roy Hess : Hmm, nothing yet.

  [to box] 

  Roy Hess : Hello? This is Roy, what do you suggest?

  B.P. Richfield : I suggest that you are a complete idiot!

  Roy Hess : [to Earl]  Okay. Your turn.

  B.P. Richfield : Do I have to explain everything?

  Roy Hess , Earl Sinclair : Yes, sir, apparently so.

  B.P. Richfield : Look, the head office thinks we can benefit from listening to our employees.

  Earl Sinclair : Yeah, but we know better, right sir?

  B.P. Richfield : Yeah we do. Nevertheless, should the day come when you guys actually have a thought in your head, put it in the box.

  [Earl and Roy turn to the box again] 

  Roy Hess : [muttering]  How am I going to fit my head in the box?

  B.P. Richfield : [disgusted]  Write the idea on a piece of paper, and put the paper in the box! Ugh!

  Roy Hess : Jeez

  Earl Sinclair : Easy for him to say, he's got the directions.

  Roy Hess : Well, I suggest a simpler box.