"Dinosaurs" And the Winner Is... (TV Episode 1992) - Stuart Pankin as Earl Sinclair

Edward R. Hero : [chief elder] I decree that henceforth, this child shall be called... Uh...

Baby Sinclair : I'm the Baby, gotta love me.

Edward R. Hero : Baby. Baby Sinciar. Yes. It sorta fits.

Fran Sinclair : Baby? Oh what a beautiful name.

Earl Sinclair : Baby? I could've done this job!
Assistant : A little girl is trapped down a well. She needs your words of encouragement.

Earl : [into the phone] You're trapped down a well? That's terrible.
Earl : I confessed I was a boob on national television.

Fran : You could still win, Earl. Lot's of boobs vote and they need representation too.
B.P. Richfield : The next one of you to say something asinine has to run against me.

Earl : How asinine does it have to be, my captain?

B.P. Richfield : Congratulations, Sinclair, you're nominated.
[Earl dreams he is chief elder and is being plagued by hundreds of demands]

Earl : Why don't you all just leave me alone?

[accidentally hits the red button]

Earl : Oops.

[all over the world, volcanoes erupt and bombs explode]

Earl : Oh no, and on my first day.
Earl : What's all this fuzzy stuff? This must be a dream.

[a floating cake appears]

Earl : Ooh, this is the cake dream.

[Doorbell rings]

Earl : That'll be the centerfold girls.

[Fran is at the door]

Earl : Fran, you're not supposed to be here.

Fran : The centerfold girls aren't coming.

Earl : But this is my cake dream.

Fran : Your conscience is intruding, Earl, you know you don't deserve the cake dream.

Stuart Pankin: Earl Sinclair