The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Young Man with a Shoehorn (1965)

Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie

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Quotes 

• Sally Rogers : What is with you and that shoe store?

  Buddy Sorrell : It's a good business, and with a little extra money could be a great business. Come on. What have you got to lose?

  Rob Petrie : Our money.

  Buddy Sorrell : Ya can't lose. If anything goes wrong, I can always be your hostage.

  Rob Petrie : You're not worth that much.

• Rob Petrie : Underwear's not the most important thing in the whole world.

  Laura Petrie : Unless you're wearing a tweed suit.

• Rob Petrie : Two days in the shoe business and already I'm a heel.

• [Sid quits, leaving Buddy and Rob in charge when a customer walks in] 

  Buddy Sorrell : YOU wait on the guy.

  Rob Petrie : [in a desperate half-whisper]  I don't know how.

  Buddy Sorrell : It's easy. You bought shoes, didn't you? It's the same thing only you face the other way and sit lower.

• Customer : Young man, what are you doing?

  Rob Petrie : My... my finger's in your... in your foot.

• Buddy Sorrell : What're you lookin' at?

  Rob Petrie : Huh? Oh, uh, nothin'. I'm...

  Buddy Sorrell : Well, next time you see it, lemme know.

• Rob Petrie : Lady, I... I can't wait on you. I'm a married man.

• Rob Petrie : I do not make terrible puns. Give me the nutcracker, sweetie.