The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

You're Under Arrest (1965)

Ann Morgan Guilbert: Millie Helper

Quotes 

• Millie Helper : We heard the noise, and Jerry looked out and saw it was Rob and says he's probably drunk.

  Laura Petrie : Millie. Really.

  Millie Helper : Well, you're both too perfect. Jerry says sooner or later you're gonna crack.

• Millie Helper : He coulda gotten amnesia and committed some despicable crime he can't even remember.

  Laura Petrie : Gee, Millie, you're such a comfort at times like this.

  Millie Helper : Aw, listen, what're friends for?