The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Uncle George (1963)
Denver Pyle: Uncle George
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Quotes
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Uncle George : I'll bet you know a million women.
[Laura clears throat]
Rob Petrie : Well, uh... I, uh, know a few.
Uncle George : Well, wrap one up to go and bring her home tonight.
Rob Petrie : Uncle George, I just can't run out and grab a woman...
Uncle George : Now, listen, Robbie. When you were a little boy, did I ever deny you anything?
Rob Petrie : Well, no, not that I...
Uncle George : Ice cream, lollipops, anything you ever wanted?
Rob Petrie : Yeah, yeah...
Uncle George : Well... bring me a woman.
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Uncle George : [long and protractedly] Hellooooo, little golden dove!
Sally Rogers : [mimicking] Hellooooo, big silver bird.
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Uncle George : Hi, everybody! Rise and shine! Coffee's perking and I'm here to get mine!
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Uncle George : They're both single women, aren't they? They're both up for grabs. Well, I choose the young dove instead of the old crow.
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Uncle George : Gonna be your aunt? Well, it looks like it, sonny. Leastwise, she got laryngitis saying yes over the phone. Looks like I'm not gonna be able to get out of it.
