The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors (1963)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

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• Rob Petrie : [contacting the employment agency]  Well, look, uh, she just isn't working out. Well... that... because you didn't mention a few little things, that's why.

  Laura Petrie : Like she doesn't speak English.

  Rob Petrie : Like she doesn't speak any English at all. And she's got a broken arm. Whadda you mean, why didn't I ask? Why should I ask about a bone?

• Laura Petrie : I DID call for a maid; I'm at the bottom of every agency's list in Westchester County!

  Rob Petrie : [Flinging his suit coat on the floor]  You poor kid, you work so hard around here!