- Buddy Sorrell: Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm playin' a cello solo. What is this?
- Sally Rogers: Well, I'm gonna accompany you.
- Buddy Sorrell: I don't need any accompaniment.
- Sally Rogers: Why not? Jascha Heifetz has a whole symphony behind him.
- Buddy Sorrell: Yeah. He's afraid to play alone! Not me.
- Alan Brady: [surrounded by dancing girls in Christmas outfits] Go ahead, Rob. Tell 'em all about our show.
- Rob Petrie: Well, what're YOU gonna do?
- Alan Brady: Well, somebody's gotta feed these poor reindeer. Donna, Blitzen, Betty, come on.
- Rob Petrie: Someone's kickin' at the door.
- Buddy Sorrell: Either that or the termites are takin' dancin' lessons.
- Sally Rogers: [in song] I am a fine musician, I practice every day / And people come from miles around just to heard me play...