- Laura Petrie: Okay, what say we eat first and then get hypnotized?
- Jerry Helper: Good.
- Millie Helper: Eat first?
- Laura Petrie: Sure, we always do it that way.
- Buddy Sorrell: Not with my wife's cookin'. Better you should be hypnotized first.
- Rob Petrie: Just a second, Mel. Can't you see that I am talking on the... on the coat?
- Mel Cooley: Rob. Rob, what're you doing?
- Rob Petrie: There is... there is a girl suffocating in-n-n my jacket.
- Rob Petrie: Gentlemen, would you please try and control yourselves? There is a... there is a poor girl stuck in the lining of my jacket, and I think I may have to operator on her.
- Glen Jameson: Your eyelids are very heavy... very heavy.
- Buddy Sorrell: Did you know your wife has fat eyelids?
- Glen Jameson: [to Jerry] When I snap my fingers, you'll assume the personality of the person you most admire. I repeat, the person you most admire.
- Sally Rogers: [to Millie] Who's it gonna be?
- Millie Helper: His hero.
- [snap]
- Jerry Helper: San Francisco is the home of my birth. 441 and a half O'Farrell Street. I went through grade school and high school as a star basketball player. Early in life I wanted to become a dentist, which I now am. I'm highly proficient in root canal work. Yes, I am. I feel...
- Sally Rogers: [to Millie] Who's he talking about?
- Millie Helper: His hero - HIM.