"The Dick Van Dyke Show" I Am My Brother's Keeper (TV Episode 1962) - Jerry Van Dyke as Stacey Petrie

Rob Petrie : Hey, it's gettin' late! Boy, we better attack those ribs before the gang gets here.

Stacey Petrie : What gang?

Rob Petrie : Oh, I invited a few of the neighbors and some of the guys from the office over. I thought you might like to meet 'em.

Stacey Petrie : Uh, gee, I'm a... a little tired, Rob. Will I have time to grab a nap first?

Laura Petrie : But, Stacey, you just had a nap.

Stacey Petrie : I-I get more rest when I'm awake than those kind of naps.
Laura Petrie : Listen, Stace, how come you always call Rob "Burford?"

Stacey Petrie : Yeah, he looks like a Burford, doesn't he?
Stacey Petrie : I know I'm sure, though... I think.
[Somnambulant Stacey is ready to entertain partiers with his banjo]

Stacey Petrie : Show time! Okay, folks, gather around here and I'll tune up a little bit. Gotta get... Lemme have an R, Burf.

[Rob turns to the piano but then realizes the instruction makes no sense]

Stacey Petrie : That's good. I just said that for a joke. There ain't no R. Is there?
Stacey Petrie : [to Mel] Whadda you wanna hear, Mr. Burford?

Mel Cooley : H-h-how about something classical?

Stacey Petrie : Good enough. Something classical. How 'bout the Hungarian Rhapsody by Goulash?

Mel Cooley : Oh, Goulash is a stew.

Stacey Petrie : Well, I don't care how much he drinks. He writes good music.

Jerry Van Dyke: Stacey Petrie