The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Gesundheit, Darling (1962)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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[Rob, whose sneezing has woken up Laura, gets out of the bed and heads out of the bedroom]
Laura Petrie : Where're you going?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : I'm gonna go to the den and get some sleep!
Laura Petrie : No, you're not. You're going there to sneeze thoughts that I can't hear!
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : I am going to go to the den to get some sleep so that you don't have to stay up all night saying...
[sneezes again]
Laura Petrie : Gesundheit!
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : [in his sleep] Mama, make... make Papa mow the ragweed.
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : [angrily] I am not gonna discuss it any further. I love you - and that is IT!
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Laura Petrie : You ARE angry with me.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Laura, how did you figure that?
Laura Petrie : THAT was a hostile sneeze.
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : It feels like I'm allergic to SOMETHING.
Laura Petrie : To marriage, perhaps? To me?
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : My gosh, I didn't even have to blow my nose all day.
Laura Petrie : THERE'S good news.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Honey, gimme a hug and a kiss.
Laura Petrie : Not if you were the last man on Earth.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : [as he starts chasing Laura around the kitchen] Well, I'm... do I... honey, I... it's not for pleasure.
Laura Petrie : Thank you.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Well, huh... uh, sweetie, it's an experiment.
Laura Petrie : [fleeing into the living room] Then go kiss a guinea pig!
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : I think I'm allergic to Jerry.
Jerry Helper : What?
Millie Helper : You're not making any sense.
Millie Helper : [to Laura] He's not making any sense.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Jerry, gimme a hug.
Jerry Helper : A HUG!
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Come on.
Jerry Helper : No... Rob...
[Rob hugs Jerry]
Jerry Helper : ROB...!
[Rob sneezes]
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Oh. Oh, good, good. Oh... All right, Millie, you're next.
Millie Helper : What?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Gimme a hug.
Millie Helper : Laura!
Laura Petrie : Do as he says.
Jerry Helper : Hey!
Millie Helper : Laura says I have to.
[Rob hugs Millie and sneezes]
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Oh, boy, now we're gettin' somewhere!
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : It's really possible for a guy to be allergic to his own wife, huh?
Allergist : Well, yes. I know of one case where a father was so allergic that every time he kissed his wife, he broke out in hives.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : What'd he do?
Allergist : He scratched a lot.