The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Don't Trip Over That Mountain (1963)

Jerry Paris: Jerry Helper

Quotes 

• Robert 'Rob' Petrie : How are you, Jer?

  Jerry Helper : Oh, I'm all right, I got off cheap. Just a sprained wrist. What'd the doctor say you had?

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Same thing, it's a, uh, sprain.

  Jerry Helper : A sprained what?

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : A sprained body.

  Jerry Helper : A sprained body? I never heard of a sprained body before.

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Well that's what I got.

  Jerry Helper : Well, where does it hurt?

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : [Slowly pointing to the left side of his upper lip]  You see that?

  Jerry Helper : Yeah...

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : It's the only place it doesn't hurt.

• Jerry Helper : [after Rob concludes his phone call]  Boy, Rob, you know, you were pretty rough on her. Are you really that angry with Laura?

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : [physically sore all over]  No, I'm not, but I want her to think I am.

  Jerry Helper : Why?

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : If she makes up with me immediately, she's gonna wanna hug me.

  Jerry Helper : Oh, I see.

• Jerry Helper : Good night, Rob. And good luck hiding the body.