The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Coast to Coast Big Mouth (1965)
Richard Deacon: Mel Cooley
Quotes
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Alan Brady : Here it is, Mel, a thousand dollars worth of hair. What am I supposed to do with it?
Mel Cooley : Well, Alan, I was wondering if, uh...
Alan Brady : You want one of them?
[Mel nods]
Alan Brady : I'd rather make a coat for my wife.
[knocks down one of his toupee stands off his desk]
Alan Brady : Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up.
Mel Cooley : I can't tell you how sorry I am about this whole mess.
Alan Brady : You can't tell me anything. Don't touch my hair, will ya?
[the intercom on Alan's desk buzzes]
Alan Brady : Yes, what? Mrs. Petrie?
Mel Cooley : Rob's wife?
Alan Brady : No, his mother.
[into the phone]
Alan Brady : I know it's his wife. Send her in.
[hangs up the phone]
Alan Brady : That girl is crazy. She is crazy.
Mel Cooley : Well, I've always felt there was a little problem...
[there is a knock on the door]
Alan Brady : You never felt anything. Now go answer the door, will you?
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Mel Cooley : Alan, if you're gonna have lunch and get to that meeting, you'd better get going.