The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Buddy, Can You Spare a Job? (1961)
Lennie Weinrib: Jackie Brewster
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Quotes
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Melvin 'Mel' Cooley : Look, look, do you know who I am?
Jackie Brewster : Don't you know who you are?
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Jackie Brewster : For the last couple of years, I've been translating the works of Shakespeare into Pig Latin.
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Melvin 'Mel' Cooley : [giving Jackie his hand] My hand.
Jackie Brewster : Really? Is that your hand? Why, it looks more like five fat worms.
Melvin 'Mel' Cooley : I beg your pardon?
Jackie Brewster : Why? You can't help it if you have worm fingers.
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Sally Rogers : [to Rob] Suppose Mel recognizes him? He might have seen him in a nightclub.
Jackie Brewster : Heh! Don't worry about that, Sal. You know what happens when they introduce me in a nightclub? The guy comes out and says, "Here's Jackie Brewster," and the whole audience says, "Who's he?" I mean, more people know me as Who's He than Jackie Brewster.
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Sally Rogers : I don't think Mel's been ANYplace.
Jackie Brewster : Well, how'd he get to be a big TV producer?
Sally Rogers : Easy. He married the star's sister.
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Melvin 'Mel' Cooley : [referring to Jackie] Well, who's he?
Jackie Brewster : See, he knows me already.
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Melvin 'Mel' Cooley : I, uh, I don't believe I know your work. What have you done?
Jackie Brewster : About what?