- Suzanne Sugarbaker: What was that like having a hillbilly Thanksgiving? Did you have turkey?
- Charlene Frazier Stillfield: No, possom!
- Suzanne Sugarbaker: Okay, okay, I was just asking.
- Charlene Frazier Stillfield: You are always just asking. I curse the day I ever told you we had an outhouse.
- Mrs. Perky Sugarbaker: [explaining Bernice's odd behavior to Suzanne and Julia] She has an arterial flow problem above the neck.
- Anthony Bouvier: Ladies, what can I say? It's been a fine afternoon. Happy Thanksgiving. Thanks again for turning me in for murder.