Danger Theatre (TV Series)

Move My Lips/Dead Stranger in Paradise (1993)

Diedrich Bader: The Searcher (segment "Move My Lips")

Quotes 

• The Searcher : [narrating]  Tinseltown, La-La Land, Hollywood USA - this is where the magic happens... the world of make-believe. An illusion... nothing is real in this Babylon by the Sea. It's all movie magic.

• The Searcher : I'm a really big fan of Jimmy Jakes and Farmer Joe's Barnyard Follies. By the way, where is the little farmer? Out plowing?

  Jimmy Jakes : The farmer is trying to kill me.

  The Searcher : Your dummy... is trying to kill you? I see.

  Jimmy Jakes : Farmer Joe is a, er, um... a man.

  The Searcher : Of course he is. If he were a woman, you would have called him Farmer *Josephine*.

  Jimmy Jakes : You don't seem to get it. He's a little person. I found him 25 years ago in an orphanage. Farmer Joe is a dwarf.

  The Searcher : So, technically, you found him in a dwarfanage.

• Jimmy Jakes : Who are you workin' for anyway?

  The Searcher : I work for the side of right and I believe you're wrong.