- Philip Simms: [about a deceased man on his apartment front doorstep] Could you please just get rid of him.
- Dominic Da Vinci: What's your name?
- Philip Simms: [defiantly] Philip Simms. And you?
- Dominic Da Vinci: [testily] What's my name?
- Philip Simms: That's right.
- Dominic Da Vinci: Da Vinci. Dominic.
- Philip Simms: [as Da Vinci starts to write] Two M's.
- Dominic Da Vinci: Well, Mr. Simms with two M's, that's a deceased man that's in your doorstep there, and he's going to remain there until I decide or not. But you, sir, will remain an asshole forever.
- Helen: So he said it was inappropriate on my part to ask, and I told him it was inappropriate on his part not to ask, which was probably totally inappropriate on my part, but I don't even know what's appropriate anymore.