"Curb Your Enthusiasm" Opening Night (TV Episode 2004) - Larry David as Larry David

Bellman : This is your key, access to your room. It's a card. This is a card slot. Simply insert the card into the slot, there's a beeping, wait a second, firmly apply pressure, and in you go.

Larry David : That's fascinating.

Bellman : Some of the amenities quickly. You have a telephone; dial 9 to get out. Uh, a television here. And you have a remote control for power on and off, channel up and down, volume up and down. A minibar also underneath.

Larry David : Got it, got it.

Bellman : Thermostat for air temperature control.

Larry David : Yeah, I've seen those.

Bellman : Uhh, bathroom with a shower.

Larry David : To turn on the water you go like that with your wrist and the water comes out?

[makes twist motion]

Bellman : Y-yes. Uh, the cold is on the right.

Larry David : Uh-huh, okay. And that's a window?

Bellman : Yes.

Larry David : You walk over to it and you can look out. Is that what it's for?

Bellman : Yes.

Larry David : All right, excellent. I think I got everything. The floor is for standing. I think I got it. It's kinda complicated. I'll go over it again.
Christina : [at dinner] Did you know that spicy food makes a man's cum taste delicious?

Larry David : I did not know that.

[douses his food with hot sauce]

Larry David: Larry David