- [after Tom finishes a telephone call]
- Eddie Corbett: Who was that, Dad?
- Tom Corbett: Cynthia Kurland is her name, and she is interested in Women's Liberation.
- Eddie Corbett: Dad... are you gonna see her?
- Tom Corbett: Well, yeah, I'll see her at the office. Y'never know when someone's gonna come up with an interesting new idea.
- Eddie Corbett: Like Women's Liberation.
- Tom Corbett: Yeah.
- Eddie Corbett: What is that, anyway?
- Tom Corbett: Well, I don't really know. But you can bet it's not good for men.