The Comic Strip Presents (TV Series)

A Fistful of Travellers' Cheques (1984)

Rik Mayall: Carlos

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• Cafe Owner : Aw c'mon guys, ten steaks each? Are you joking?

  Miguel : Do we look like comedians?

  Carlos : What do you call a man with his ding-a-ling in a piece of melon?

  Cafe Owner : I don't know.

  Carlos : Christopher. See what I mean? Now get the steaks, amigo.

• Carlos : I don't think I like this place.

  Miguel : I don't think I like you.

  Carlos : I don't think I heard that.

  Miguel : I don't think I said it.

  Carlos : I don't think... therefore I am.