Clueless (TV Series)
Driving Me Crazy (1996)
David Lascher: Josh
Quotes
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Josh : [Cher scoffs as he enters] Hey, Cher, I hear you're bringing your redecorating skills to the city property now.
Cher Horowitz : [gets up, wounded tone] I'm glad you find my vehicular shortcomings so amusing.
Josh : Aw, look, Cher, come on, everybody has something like that when they first start out. You know, I never told anybody, but the first time Mel took me out...
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Is that the time you bumped topiary incident? I think I heard about that.
Cher Horowitz : [to Josh] Well, Mel was ranting about it for days after you left for your Mom's.
Josh : [sighs] The point is, why don't I take you out for a couple of lessons, you know? I know Mel could be a hothead.
Cher Horowitz : [sighs] Josh, that's way Mother Teresa of you... but I'm not getting behind a wheel. I'm a complete driving doofus.
Josh : [sighs] Well, I'm... I'm here if you need me. Just let me know.
[gets up, leaves]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Observation.
[gets up]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Maybe the stepbrother is right. I mean, it's probably our respective instructors. I bet, if we went and took our tests, we would so fully be in the passing lane.
Cher Horowitz : [scoffs uncertainly] Maybe you.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : No, both of us. I know. If we went down tomorrow and took our tests, we would so fully pass.
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Josh : [entering] How's the pedestrian?
Cher Horowitz : Josh, it's not funny.
Josh : Oh, look, Cher, I really think you're making too much of this. Everybody fails that test, you know?
[sits down next to her on bed]
Josh : I failed it the first time I took it.
Cher Horowitz : Really?
Josh : No. No, not really. I was just trying to make you feel better. But look what this is doing to you, Cher, you can't let this happen. Come on, I'll go take you out for a drive right now.
Cher Horowitz : I can't...
Josh : Yes, you can! I'll be right next to you.
[takes her hand, pulls her along]
Josh : Come on, you're gonna do great!
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Josh : [as they drive along in his Jeep] Look, Cher, you can do it. Hands on wheel, gas, go!
Cher Horowitz : No, I can't.
Josh : All right, I'll tell you what. You'll just drive from one Starbucks to the next, that's got to be, what, about two hundred feet?
Cher Horowitz : Josh, it's no use. Look, I appreciate it, but I'm just one of those hopeless cases.
[he sighs, and then she spots something:]
Cher Horowitz : Josh, stop the car!
Josh : Why? Do you wanna drive?
Cher Horowitz : No, pull over, it's a hurt dog, stop the car! Pull over!
[car stops next to limping English sheep-dog, she scurries over]
Cher Horowitz : Oh, you poor thing!
[dog whines]
Cher Horowitz : Oh, his name is Buster. Oh, we're gonna take care of you, okay?
[struggling to pick up the big dog, grunts]
Cher Horowitz : Josh, help us, I can't carry him, he's too heavy.
[running to the Jeep]
Cher Horowitz : Hurry!
[climbing in behind the wheel]
Cher Horowitz : Hurry!
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Josh : [Cher steering the Jeep through city traffic as Josh holds the dog, to the tune of To Dream The Impossible Dream] You know what you're doing?
Cher Horowitz : [glancing at him] I'm taking Buster to the vet!
Josh : No, Cher, you're driving!
Cher Horowitz : I am?
[realizes:]
Cher Horowitz : I am!
[laughs, and her smiling face becomes her driver's ID]