Clueless (TV Series)
Driving Me Crazy (1996)
Gilbert Gottfried: DMV Examiner
Quotes
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Cher Horowitz : [driver's license testing grounds] Did I pass?
DMV Examiner : [weird guy, weird voice] Well, let's see. You sideswiped the school bus, you drove the wrong way down the freeway, you knocked down sixteen pedestrians, oh,
[yelling:]
DMV Examiner : and by the way, here in America, we usually don't wear pajamas to our driving test!
Cher Horowitz : [looks down at her night-clothes and robe in total dismay] Aw...
DMV Examiner : And your English final is in five minutes, and you completely forgot to study.
[raucous evil laughter]
Cher Horowitz : [waking up from nightmare] Oh, the horror and humiliation! I'm never going to be able to do this. I'm doomed to be a non-driving freak!
[collapses back onto her pillow]