Clueless (TV Series)
Driving Me Crazy (1996)
Donald Faison: Murray
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Quotes
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Murray : [learner driver Dee's 'the system' flashback, as Murray, in the red BMW convertible, counts off on his fingers] Rear view, side view, glance, signal, scan.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [chic green outfit] I'm comprehending.
[Murray gives thumb up, she checks rear-view mirror]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Side view,
[checks side-view mirror]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : rear view,
[she glances back]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : signal,
[indicator lights]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : scan.
[she checks, then winks at him, and car pulls away... halting at stop sign a little while later]
Murray : Okay, let's make a left-hand turn now.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Okay.
[barges forward causing intersection traffic to honk]
Murray : Whoa! You can't go now!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I signaled, I glanced!
Murray : No, but you didn't glance at the cars coming directly at you!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Other cars weren't mentioned in the system.
Murray : [wry smile] You're right, you're right, you're right. Other cars weren't mentioned in the system. Okay, check this out.
[calmly:]
Murray : Until those cars have gone,
[yelling:]
Murray : you don't go!
[scoffs]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Fine. That's all you had to say. I'm not gonna go.
Murray : Okay.
[cars, with their way blocked, honk behind them]
irate fellow-driver : [voice only] Hey, let's move it!
Murray : Okay, go!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Rear view, side view...
Murray : [yelling] What are you doing?
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : The system!
Murray : Forget the system! Just go! Go!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Okay.
[about to accelerate away]
Murray : No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! There's a lady crossing with a baby carriage. Don't go yet!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [gives up on this there and then] No, it's all so random! Okay, Murray, I'm sorry.
Murray : [had it's fill of it, too] You know what? Put the car in park, all right?
[taking off seat-belt, climbing out]
Murray : I say I'm driving home.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : No...!
Murray : Yeah, that's it!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : No...!
Murray : [thoroughly exasperated] Never, ever, ever, ever again!
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Dionne "Dee" Davenport : You don't want me to drive, because you wanna control me. You wanna know where I'm at, at all times.
Murray : [coming round the front of the car] Listen, I don't care if you get your license, all right, I want you to drive. I just don't want you to drive when I'm in the vicinity, all right? Now get out of the car!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : No, I have the license. And it's not all about you, Murray!
Murray : Get out of the car, Dee!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : No!
Murray : Go!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [her flashback over, back to the present, talking to Cher] And then he totally scuds me!
Cher Horowitz : Majorly unsupportive. I am way offended for you.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Thanks.
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Murray : [in class, handing her Jasmine's driver's license] Cher, check it out.
Cher Horowitz : [sadly envious] That's a very flattering photo, Jasmine.
Jasmine : Thanks.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [entering, showing off her license card] I came, I saw,
[with a jubilant jump:]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I am driving!
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Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Cher,
[holds up license card]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : look.
Cher Horowitz : [sadly envious] That's a very flattering photo.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [giggles, then turns to Murray] Hey, I need to borrow your car Saturday afternoon.
Murray : [shaking his head] Sorry, sweetie, you're not on the insurance.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [nudges him] Yet.
[winks]