Clerks (TV Series)

Leonardo Leonardo Returns and Dante Has an Important Decision to Make (2001)

Jason Mewes: Jay

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Quotes 

• Jay : Listen up! Me and Silent Bob would just like to announce that we quit.

  Randal Graves : You don't work here.

  Jay : Not any more we don't! We'll now be hanging out in front of the Quicker Stop across the street.

  [they walk over to the Quicker Stop] 

  Jay : We'll be over here if anyone comes looking for us.

  Dante Hicks : Ok.

• Jay : [Sees a building]  It looks like big bong.

  [Sees a dog] 

  Jay : Hey that looks like big bong too.

• Jay : Me and Silent Bob would just like to announce that we will officially be hanging out in front of these stores again... officially.

  [Silent Bob whispers something is Jay's ear] 

  Jay : Oh, yeah. Snooch to the noonch.

• [repeated line] 

  Jay : Youse guys wanna buy some fireworks?

• Jay : Hi, I'm Jay.

  Silent Bob : And I'm Silent Bob.

  Charles Barkley : And I'm Charles Barkley.

  Jay : What the hell are you doing here?