Scatman Crothers: Louie Wilson

Quotes 

• Louie Wilson : [Shocked to see Ed's normal face]  That's the trouble with things today! Nothing holds up anymore! Dishwashers, toasters, and now faces! You're old again!

  Flora : Wrong, Louie, he is still young where it counts. Up here.

  [head] 

  Flora : In here.

  [heart] 

  Flora : and... .

  Ed Brown : That's far enough.

• Chico Rodriguez : [after Louie sees Ed after his surgery]  Hey Louie, why don't you go to Dr. Stern? You could end up with a face like Ed's.

  Louie Wilson : Oh, no, thanks Chico. For me to have a face like Ed, I'd need more than a facelift. I'd need a race lift.