- Diane Chambers: Sam, Sam, Sam, do this for me, and I'll owe you a big, big favor, that doesn't involve sex, sex, or sex.
- Sam Malone: How about sex?
- Diane Chambers: Or sex.
- Sam Malone: As long as you don't think I'm in love with you.
- Diane Chambers: Well, I don't.
- Sam Malone: All right.
- Diane Chambers: Not entirely.
- [pauses as Sam glares at her]
- Diane Chambers: At all.
- [pauses]
- Diane Chambers: Much.
- [pauses]
- Diane Chambers: Not a bit.
- [pauses]
- Diane Chambers: Mostly.
- Sam Malone: Poor Frasier. Lost his job, and all he's got working for him is a drinking problem.
- Woody Boyd: You know, we ought to help Dr. Crane. I mean, we're his friends. Somebody to ought to give him a good talking to.
- Diane Chambers: Don't you think I've done that? You can't imagine how long and how hard I've talked.
- [Everyone in the bar loudly affirms Diane]