Cheers (TV Series)
The Mail Goes to Jail (1985)
John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin
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Quotes
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Cliff Clavin : [after Cliff comes into the bar during the middle of his postal route, carrying his mail bag] As long as I'm carrying this bag, there's one thing that will never touch these lips.
Carla Tortelli : You mean there's something that wants to?
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Cliff Clavin : All right, look, I'll call and see what the penalty is, but's it got to be anonymous.
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : [to everyone in the bar] OK, everybody in favor of Cliff calling, raise your hand.
[everyone in the bar raises his/her hand]
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : It's anonymous.
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Cliff Clavin : What happened to the heat, Coach?
Diane Chambers : Oh, some minor malfunction that no one here is skilled enough to even attempt to fix.
Norm Peterson : Diane, I resent that, I'm kind of a handy guy; I'll have you know, just the other day, I uh, changed one of them, uh... what do you call them?
Carla Tortelli : A lightbulb?
Norm Peterson : Lightbulb, there you go!
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Norm Peterson : You know, Cliffie, these are all on my way home
[holding mail to be delivered]
Norm Peterson : . Let me drop these off for you, Cliffie. I gotta go home anyway.
Cliff Clavin : Naw, Norm. You're not trained. You're not qualified.
Norm Peterson : What qualified? You drop them in a slot. A chimp could do it.
Cliff Clavin : No way. They did a study at the University of Michigan. The chimps were 32% slower. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were better with customer relations and everything, but...