Cheers (TV Series)

The Cape Cad (1986)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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Quotes 

• Sam Malone : [on the phone, to a weekend date who just canceled]  Can't you be born again on Monday?

• Diane Chambers : No, it has to mean something, Sam.

  Sam Malone : I'm only going to agree to do this if we agree that it doesn't mean anything.

  Diane Chambers : [Indignant]  How can our lovemaking not mean something?

  Diane Chambers : Well it's easy, just concentrate.

• Diane Chambers : [at a Cape Cod inn]  I'm kind of glad you're here. I've been sitting here driving myself crazy. When we used to come here, wasn't there a lobster trap out in the lobby?

  Sam Malone : Oh yeah. I guess the lobsters finally wised up and started coming in through the kitchen.

• [Sam and Diane are each by themselves at different tables at a restaurant and are the only diners] 

  Sam Malone : Boy, you know the one thing I really hate is to eat alone. I always feel like someone's looking at me.

  Diane Chambers : I'm the only one here.

  Sam Malone : Well, you're looking at me.

• Sam Malone : [On phone]  Okay, I'll see you in about two hours, then Vicky.

  Diane Chambers : I thought her name was Rhonda.

  Sam Malone : Er, Rhonda canceled... but that's good, because I like Vicky better than Rhonda. As a matter of fact I kinda hope Vicky cancels, because I have somebody even better, waiting in the wings.

  Diane Chambers : [Gives a triumphant smile]  I know - me!

  Sam Malone : No, no, not...

  [Grimaces, then turns and walks away, Diane following]