Cheers (TV Series)

King of the Hill (1985)

John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin

Quotes 

• Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Sam, are you really going to play in this charity game?

  Sam Malone : Yeah, you know I was out there warming up Coach, and my arm feels pretty good.

  Carla Tortelli : Are you kidding me? When a butterfly lands on a ball in mid-flight, it's not cooking.

  Sam Malone : All I care about is not embarrassing myself.

  Carla Tortelli : Good luck.

  Sam Malone : I have a right to be a little bit rusty. The only thing I've thrown in the past ten years is Diane's butt out of here.

  Diane Chambers : No Sam, you're thinking of the tantrums you threw when I walked out of here.

  Sam Malone : Ah.

  Carla Tortelli : [sarcastically]  You know, the only thing I enjoy hearing more than you two argue on the subject is hearing Cliff talk about Florida.

  Cliff Clavin : Well, as a matter of fact, I was just about to tell Normie here that Florida is a pollution-free state. You know, you know how they treat solid waste?

  Carla Tortelli : You said they treated you very well.