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Sam Malone : Wait a minute. You spent all day getting dressed up. Are you trying to tell me you'd rather stay in this bar than go out with me?
Rebecca Howe : No Sam. I'm trying to tell you I would rather remove my own gall bladder with an oyster fork than go out with you.
Sam Malone : Why do you say these things to me? I mean, why do I turn you off so much?
Rebecca Howe : I don't know, it's one of those things you have to take on faith. It's kind of like I don't know the refrigerator light goes off for sure when I close the door.
Woody Boyd : Well obviously you've never tried closing it from the inside.
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Sam Malone : [about Admiral William J. Crowe] He recognized me from my ball playing days.
William J. Crowe Jr. : Nobody gives up towering home runs like Sam Malone.
Sam Malone : Thanks.
William J. Crowe Jr. : I wish our missiles flew as high and as far.
