The Charmings (TV Series)
The Witch Is of Van Oaks (1987)
Christopher Rich: Eric Charming
Quotes
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Don 'King of Carpets' Miller : Well, maybe you kids ought to think about finding a man for Lillian. You know, fix her up.
Eric Charming : We'd have to fix her up. No one'd want her the way she is now.
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Snow White Charming : What kind of men would be right for Mother? He'd have to be dashing.
Eric Charming : He'd have to be stupid.
Snow White Charming : He'd have to be handsome.
Eric Charming : He'd have to be blind.
Snow White Charming : He'd have to be powerful, exciting, mysterious...
Eric Charming : And out of his fiddlesticking mind!
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Snow White Charming : I'm a great matchmaker. After all, who set up Jack and Jill?
Eric Charming : Oh, you did, Snow. Then they went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown, sued the water company, got a huge settlement and then ran off with that slut, Little Bo Peep!