Charmed (TV Series)

The Truth Is Out There... and It Hurts (1998)

Alyssa Milano: Phoebe Halliwell

Quotes 

• Piper Halliwell : You cast a Truth Spell?

  Prue Halliwell : Yes. Look, please, no more questions.

  Piper Halliwell : Why?

  Prue Halliwell : I wanted to know what Andy would think of me if he found out I was a witch.

  Piper Halliwell : Oh.

  Phoebe Halliwell : I can't believe it.

  Prue Halliwell : Oh, look who's talking, little Miss Spell-of-the-Week.

  Phoebe Halliwell : No, no. I mean, I can't believe you actually took my advice. The biggest pooper at the wicca party has finally used her power for personal gain. It's about time.

  Piper Halliwell : Personal? It's affecting us. Prue, what have you done?

  Prue Halliwell : The spell was only supposed to work on me. It said those in this house. I thought I was alone.

  Piper Halliwell : Well, obviously, you weren't.

  Piper Halliwell : Wait! We have to undo it right now, fast.

  Prue Halliwell : Can't. Twenty-four-hour time limit, which means until eight o'clock tonight, everybody who comes into contact with us will have no choice but to speak the truth.

  Piper Halliwell : What do you mean no choice?

  Prue Halliwell : Exactly that. Ask me a question.

  Phoebe Halliwell : I'm game. Prue, what do you think of me?

  Prue Halliwell : While I admire your confidence and your fearlessness, your utter lack of responsibility frustrates me to no end. Oh God, that is so enough.

  Piper Halliwell : Oh, my God. This could be very dangerous.

• Phoebe Halliwell : I'm kinda digging it. Piper, what do you really think of your boss?

  Piper Halliwell : I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis. Oh, my God! I'm gonna be so fired!

  Piper Halliwell : Oh, my god! I'm gonna be so fired!

  Prue Halliwell : No, no, no. It's ok because once the spell ends, no one will remember what they've heard. You guys, I just wanted to see how Andy would react.

  Phoebe Halliwell : What a way to come out of the broom closet!

• Piper Halliwell : Ask it what a day off feels like. That was my boss, Martin. I have to get back to the restaurant.

  Prue Halliwell : You're kidding!

  Piper Halliwell : There's a convention in town and business is just crazy.

  Phoebe Halliwell : But you worked a double shift yesterday and the day before that. He's working you to death, Piper.

  Prue Halliwell : I thought you were gonna talk to Martin about this weeks ago.

  Piper Halliwell : I never got around to it.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Yeah, well, tell him to stuff it. Tell him you're taking the night off and that's that.

  Piper Halliwell : I know. You're right. I will. Hello, Martin? No, I know what you want, but... Okay. No, it's not a problem. I'll be right there.

  Prue Halliwell : Wow. You told him.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Beware the wrath of Piper.

• Phoebe Halliwell : So what are waiting for? Tell him the truth. It's the only thing standing between you guys.

  Prue Halliwell : Tell him that I'm a witch? I can't do that. What if he can't handle it? It's not like I can put the genie back in the bottle.

  Phoebe Halliwell : He's not gonna turn you in to the warlock police. At least you'd know how he feels once and for all. Otherwise, you'll never know if it could've worked out or not. If I were you, I would figure out a way to tell him.

• Phoebe Halliwell : What do you know about the guy they found murdered in the movie theater parking lot the other night?

  Inspector Andy Trudeau : Lead detective says he's not the only victim. Last night, they found a lab technician out in Oakland. Each of them had the same cauterized mark on their foreheads, and their eyes were drained of color. They were completely white. Wait?

  Phoebe Halliwell : Cause of death?

  Inspector Andy Trudeau : Unknown. Looks like they took a bullet to the head, only there's no exit wound and no bullet. Phoebe, this is highly ...

• Phoebe Halliwell : Okay, there's a button that's not supposed to exist, a demon that the Book of Shadows says doesn't exist, and a baby no one knows exists. You got a better explanation?

• Phoebe Halliwell : No. This is not the kind of information Tanya needs right now, especially from people she just met who are telling her some 3-eyed demon wants to suck the life out of her. Suck the life out of her. Wait a minute. Is it possible that it's not Tanya he wants? That it's her baby?