- Piper: Where are you? Ow! Who put that there?
- Phoebe: Oh, my god! Piper, you're blind!
- Piper: Yeah, Phoebe, I just said that. Now can we talk about how a monkey could do that?
- Phoebe: What did she say?
- Piper: What did who say? The monkey? The monkey didn't say anything. He covered my eyes and stole my eyesight.
- Paige: [Paige writes] How?
- Phoebe: I think the monkey stole your eyesight when he covered your eyes.
- Piper: Phoebe, are you listening to me? That's just what I said. Are you acting like you can't even hear me?
- Phoebe: Oh, Piper, it's no use. I can't even hear you. The monkey stole my hearing.
- Piper: Oh, he got you, too. Which means somebody sent that flea-infested primate after us. We've got to find Paige.
- Phoebe: [Paige claps] Why are you clapping? This is not funny.
- Phoebe: What's the matter, Paige?
- Piper: Paige? Where's Paige?
- Leo Wyatt: What's going on?
- [Paige coves her mouth. Phoebe covers her ears. Piper covers her eyes]
- Leo Wyatt: I see.
- Piper: Well, I don't! Where is Paige?
- Leo Wyatt: Uh, she just can't talk.
- Phoebe: Excuse me! This is either someone's sick, sick joke or someone's working on a massive evil plan!
- Paige: [points paper pad facing Kazi demon, which reads] "Where's our Whitelighter?"
- Phoebe: [glances at Kazi Demon, then at Paige] Hey, do you ever think that maybe your Kazi buddy here can't read?
- Kazi Demon: I tried to tell her that.
- Phoebe: He did?
- Paige: [writes on paper pad] "Demons Lie!"
- Phoebe: Yeah, but not about literacy. Kazi warriors are base-level demons.
- Piper: Read my lips! Is there anything in here that will get our senses back?
- Phoebe: Piper, I can't hear you!
- Piper: Uh! What do we do?
- Paige: [Holding a sign that says:] Kill Monkey
- Phoebe: Paige is proposing violence against the monkey.
- Piper: Well, I'm inclined to agree, but I really think the monkey is the least of our worries.
- Phoebe: Yeah, I didn't hear what you just said, but if you're wondering who's behind this, I was about to look in the book.
- Piper: [Thumbs up]
- Phoebe: Yeah, ok. You're a monkey. Ohh, you're an angry monkey. Oh, you're pissed. You're PMS monkey?