- Sarge: Speak English?
- Julie Rogers: Yeah, I speak English.
- Sarge: Thank God! Listen, I got separated from my outfit when we came over that ridge. It was awful - a lot of guys didn't make it. I lost my rifle!
- Mac Gossett: Hey, where'd you learn how to drive?
- Kelly Garrett: Hold on Mac! We don't have any brakes!
- Mac Gossett: You're kidding!
- Kelly Garrett: No, I'm not kidding!
- Jake Barnett: In a month they'll be busted.
- Kelly Garrett: Wrong, Jake! I'll drive for them, I have friends that'll drive for them. We're not gonna let you put them outta business. We're not gonna let you win.
- Kelly Garrett: I picked up a 5'4" ventriloquist with a 6'4" dummy.
- Kris Munroe: [laughs] I hope you charged them two fares.
- Kelly Garrett: Well, I couldn't. The ventriloquist was sitting in the dummy's lap.
- Kelly Garrett: Where to?
- Mac Gossett: Wherever. Uh, I wanna see this town. Just follow the front of the cab - I'll tell you where to turn.
- Kelly Garrett: Suit yourself, Mac.
- Mac Gossett: Hey, that's my name!
- Mac Gossett: Take it from me - there is no place in this world more beautiful than New York City after a rain storm.
- Julie Rogers: [about Jake] He's crazier than Sarge ever was.
- Charles Townsend: [over speaker phone] And a lot more dangerous.