- Jill Munroe: Something for the Lord?
- Ted Kale: And what denomination are you, little lady?
- Jill Munroe: 35-24-35, brother.
- Police officer: Have you been drinking, ma'm?
- Kelly Garrett: Not a drop, officer. Clear eye, breath is fresh, kissing sweet!
- [blows him a kiss]
- Jill Munroe: Charlie, are you in pain?
- Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] It's my sacro- oh...
- Kelly Garrett: Pardon?
- Charles Townsend: -iliac, lower lumbago. Very stiff.
- Jill Munroe: Oh, that's too bad, Charlie. Just how did you hurt your back?
- Charles Townsend: The crushing weight of responsibility, angel. But I think it will just be a matter of some deft manipulation before I'll be standing as erect as ever.
- [cut to Charlie being massaged by a bikini clad woman standing barefoot on his back]
- Jerry Adams: [Sabrina has just completed a series of race laps] Way to smoke, lady!
- Sabrina Duncan: Yeah... rumor has it that smoking can be hazardous to your health.
- Eddie Dirko: You know they say a man should never be drinking by himself. Causes alcoholism.
- Kelly Garrett: Oh?
- Eddie Dirko: Now you can levitate that by, eh, joining me at a place called the Pitt-stop bar, you ever been there?
- Kelly Garrett: Never, never...
- Gene Wells: [re poor attendance at ladies' racing] What they draw is flies. Those broads could be driving naked, and they still wouldn't fill the stands.
- Eddie Dirko: [re fixing VW 'engine trouble'] Well, how you doin' back there?
- Kelly Garrett: [playing damsel in distress] Well, when it comes to mechanical things, I'm just a lost sheep.
- Jill Munroe: [re Sabrina fishing to get more out of Dirko] Hope she has more luck with him than I've had with Kale.
- Sabrina Duncan: "Well, wine and women will make men of understanding to fall away," quoth Brother John.
- Jill Munroe: [Texas drawl] An' Daddy's always right. Praise the Lord.
- Jill Munroe: Amen.
- [both bow their heads]
- Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] I talked to the Corben police, Sabrina. Your friend Bloody Mary is singing like a magpie.
- Sabrina Duncan: Confession?
- Jill Munroe: Why not? Confession is good for the soul.
- [adopts hands-folded prayer pose]
- Charles Townsend: Amen.