- Jill Munroe: [Complaining about Sgt. Billings' brusque manner] I get the feeling he knows his way around a gas chamber.
- Kelly Garrett: Yeah. He must've done his basic training at Auschwitz.
- John Bosley: [On floor in lotus position, attempting transcendental meditation] Ommm Owwwmmm Ooowowhm!
- Charles Townsend: [On speakerphone] Is that you, Bosley? You sound like a bagpipe in heat.
- Sgt. Billings: [Impressed by Kelly's results at target practice] You shoot well. Never seen a recruit take to it so quick.
- Kelly Garrett: Well, I was raised in Texas. Daddy had me shooting ducks from my stroller.