- Thad Roper: Why do you wanna be an exercise boy?
- Sabrina Duncan: [rolls her eyes] I don't wanna be an exercise boy, I wanna be a jockey.
- Thad Roper: Oh...
- [laughs and turns to go]
- Sabrina Duncan: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. I'll start off as an exercise boy and I'll win your confidence. Hm?
- Kelly Garrett: Do you rate everything to gender, Mr. Gillis?
- Carter Gillis: No, I don't. It's an involuntary verbal tick, activated by the desire to make a good impression.
- Carter Gillis: [to Kelly, as a gets up from their table] Would you think about us, until I get back?
- Fred: Two rooms or what?
- Kris Munroe: Well, actually, we need some information.
- Fred: TV's extra. No waterbeds.
- Kris Munroe: We're looking for a horse.
- Fred: I got no horses.
- Kris Munroe: We'll, actually, we're looking for a man.
- Fred: Make up your mind. You looking for a man, or a horse?
- Kris Munroe: OK. We're looking for a man with a horse. Stopped by here, oh, a couple of nights ago.
- John Bosley: Six days ago.
- Fred: Who's telling: you or her?
- Kris Munroe: This man was maybe looking for a place to pasture his horse.
- Fred: No maybes about it.
- Kris Munroe: Say again?
- Fred: He was looking for a place to pasture his horse.
- John Bosley: Oh, did he find one?
- Fred: [to Kris] Why does he keep interrupting?
- Kris Munroe: Button up, Bosley.
- Kris Munroe: [to Fred] Did he find one?
- Fred: Nope.
- Kris Munroe: [dejected] Oh.
- Fred: I found him one. Gini's place.
- Kris Munroe: Gini's place?
- Fred: Three miles up the road. She boards horses.
- Kris Munroe: Fred, you're a prince.
- Fred: [sarcastically to Bosley] Nice talkin' to you.
- John Bosley: [sarcastically back] It was a slice of heaven.
- Kevin Ryan: And I think you should know: the young lady you're seein', that Kelly Garrett? She was with Sabrina the first day...
- Carter Gillis: What the hell you talkin' about, the exercise girl and Miss Garrett? Highly unlikely. Miss Garrett is a lovely, refined lady. And if they were together, it was just a coincidence.
- John Bosley: [having just walked into Gini's Diner] How about some coffee?
- Gini: Mmm. Good choice. I just made some fresh...
- John Bosley: Ah.
- Gini: ...yesterday.