Camp Lazlo! (TV Series)

Beans and Pranks/Movie Night (2005)

Mr. Lawrence: Ping Pong, Dave, Edward

Quotes 

• Lazlo : Hey, Edward! How was your movie night?

  Edward Platypus : [mimicking Lazlo]  "How was your movie night"? How was my movie night? I'll tell you how it was! Can I tell you how I loathed it? How I would have preferred sitting in a cow's stomach, watching grass being digested?

  Lazlo : Okay, maybe later!

• Edward Platypus : [picking up a chair to hit the movie projector]  YOU! MUST! DIE! SPROCKET-INFESTED LOWLIFE CELLULOID BIG BOY EXCUSE FOR A-

  [as he pounds the projector, he accidentally hits it so that it's directly facing him, and he finds himself staring straight into it] 

  Lazlo : [speaking in Edward's mind]  Oh, no, Edward. You are not a big boy. You are cosmically insufficient.

  Edward Platypus : I'm not a big boy.

  [Edward opens the door from outside] 

  Edward Platypus : Aaayyy. I am a small boy.

  [He slithers to the mess hall] 

  Edward Platypus : A slithering small boy.

• Edward Platypus : A zombie movie projector! It won't die!