CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

$35K O.B.O. (2001)

George Eads: CSI Nick Stokes

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• Nick Stokes : Hey, Greg

  Greg Sanders : [looking through the microscope]  Shh! I might be looking at the mother of my children here.

  Nick Stokes : Somebody's been putting in way too much overtime.

  Greg Sanders : No, man, this is serious. I had a date last night and this girl has the most impossible green eyes. Just... BAM! Shoulder-length blonde hair, intelligent, and she smells so good.

  Nick Stokes : Cute toes?

  Greg Sanders : Oh, ideal!

  Nick Stokes : Mmm.

  Greg Sanders : And none are longer than the big toe.

  Nick Stokes : Mmm.

  Greg Sanders : Both feet. But, you know, what I need to know is what's on the inside?

  Nick Stokes : Oh, what's in her heart?

  Greg Sanders : No... her DNA. And let me tell you, this girl has got some fine epithelials.

  Nick Stokes : [laughing]  Dude, you're sick. Man, you've officially lost it!

  Greg Sanders : No, no. There is this guy in Louisville. He charges 300 clams to test your spouse's underwear for foreign DNA. Now, that guy is sick. I'm just a romantic.

  Nick Stokes : But whatever happened to getting to know someone over coffee, letting the relationship evolve? Romantic is sending flowers, not bogarting her skin cells.

  Greg Sanders : Ahh, that's boring.