Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Triangle (2001)

Emma Caulfield Ford: Anya

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Quotes 

• Olaf : You... told the witch to do that, Anyanka. You seem determined to put an end to all my fun, just like you always did when we were *dating*!

  [everyone looks at Anya in disbelief] 

  Anya : Uh, um...

  Xander Harris : You dated him?

  Buffy Summers : You dated a troll?

  Willow Rosenberg : And we're what, surprised by this?

• Anya : You're referencing literature I have no way to be familiar with. You're trying to make me feel left out, and you're stealing.

  Willow Rosenberg : I'm not stealing. I-I-I'm just taking things without paying for them. In what *twisted* dictionary is that stealing?

• Anya : Xander...? If you ever decide to go, I want a warning. You know, big flashing red lights, and-and-and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie? And there's a whole bunch of, of colored wires, and I'm not sure which is the right one to cut, but I guess the green one, and then at the last second, no, the red one, and then click, it stops with three-tenths of a second left, but then you don't leave. Like that, okay?

• Rupert Giles : Um, Anya, while-while I completely trust you, uh-uh, to take care of the inventory and the money, um... dealing with people requires a certain, uh, finesse.

  Anya : I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my *bottom*! I can completely lie to the health inspector. I can, you know, distract him with coy smiles and-and bribe him with money and goods.

• [Buffy is fighting a troll] 

  Anya : How can I help?

  Willow Rosenberg : Uh, distract him from Buffy. Uh, piss him off.

  Anya : I don't know how.

  Willow Rosenberg : Anya, I have faith in you. There is *no* one you cannot piss off.

• Anya : Humans make the same mistakes over and over. I saw it when I was a Vengeance Demon. Some guy dumps a girl. She calls me. I exact vengeance, blah, blah, blah. The next year, same girl, different guy. I mean, after you smite a few of 'em, you-you start going, "My goodness, young lady, maybe you're doing something wrong here, too."

• Willow Rosenberg : Come on. It'll be fun. We could show you how to do some stuff. Yo-You could be floating pencils by the end of the day.

  Anya : Sometimes I miss having powers... Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and-and have drugs.

• Anya : I know what broke up him and Cordelia, you know. It was you, and your lips.

  Willow : No, it was not! Well, yes, it was so, but, uh, that was a long time ago. Do you think I'd do that again?

  Anya : Why not?

  Willow : Well, hello? Gay now.

• [first lines] 

  Xander Harris : You ever have that feeling where there's something you know you're supposed to do, and you forgot what it was.

  Anya : Nope.

• Anya : Is this the spell?

  Willow Rosenberg : Only if you want him to double in size and grow extra arms, which- Let's not.