Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Teacher's Pet (1997)
Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg
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Quotes
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Buffy Summers : Factoid three: Her fashion sense screams predator.
Willow Rosenberg : It's the shoulder pads.
Buffy Summers : Exactly.
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Rupert Giles : Um, this computer invasion that Willow's performing on the coroner's office. One-One assumes it is entirely legal?
[Buffy and Willow speak at once]
Buffy Summers : Of course.
Willow Rosenberg : Entirely.
Rupert Giles : Right. Wasn't here... didn't see it... couldn't have stopped you.
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Buffy Summers : Dig this. "The praying mantis can rotate its head a hundred and eighty degrees while waiting for its next meal to walk by." Hah!
[gets only silence]
Buffy Summers : Well, come on, guys... Hah.
Willow Rosenberg : Well, Miss French is sort of big for a bug.
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Xander : This is a question that no one particularly wants to hear, but where did they put his head?
Willow Rosenberg : Good point. I didn't want to hear that.
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Rupert Giles : Well, basically the she-mantis assumes the form of a beautiful woman, and lures innocent virgins back to her nest.
Buffy Summers : Virgins? Well, Xander's not... a... a... I mean he's probably...
Willow Rosenberg : [Willow jumps up from the computer and runs out, exclaiming] He's going to die!