Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Homecoming (1998)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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Quotes 

• Xander Harris : Okay, let's not say something we'll, uh, regret later, okay?

  Cordelia Chase : You crazy freak!

  Buffy Summers : Vapid whore!

  Xander Harris : Like that.

• Cordelia Chase : After all that we've been through tonight, this whole who-gets-to-be-queen capade seems pretty...

  Buffy Summers : Damn important.

  Cordelia Chase : Oh, yeah.

• Buffy Summers : I just thought... Homecoming Queen. I could pick up a yearbook someday and say, "I was there." I went to high school. I had friends. And... for one moment, I got to live in the world. And there'd be proof, proof... that I was chosen for something other than this... Besides...

  [racks her gun] 

  Buffy Summers : I look cute in a tiara.

• Buffy Summers : Ah, it's okay. Gave Cor and I a chance to spend some quality death time.

  Cordelia Chase : And we got these free corsages.

• [Buffy and Cordelia arrive at the Homecoming Dance disheveled and dirty] 

  Xander Harris : Oh, God! What did you two do to each other?

  Buffy Summers : Long story.

  Cordelia Chase : Got hunted.

  Buffy Summers : Apparently, not that long.

• Buffy Summers : [to Cordelia]  Your brain isn't even connected to your mouth, is it?

• Buffy Summers : We are gonna get out of here, and we are gonna head back to the library, where Giles and the rest of the weapons live. Then I'm gonna take out the rest of these guys just in time for you to congratulate me on my sweeping victory as Homecoming Queen.

  Cordelia Chase : I know what you're up to. You think if you get me mad enough, I won't be so scared. And, hey... it's *working*! Where's a damn weapon?

• Cordelia Chase : Why is it every time I go somewhere with you, it always ends in violence and terror?

  Buffy Summers : Welcome to my life.

• Cordelia Chase : [about the corsages]  Oh, God, get rid of these things!

  Buffy Summers : [to Giles]  I need some wet toilet paper.

  Cordelia Chase : [sarcastically]  Yeah, that'll help.

• Buffy Summers : You really love Xander?

  Cordelia Chase : Well, he kinda grows on you, like... a Chia Pet.