Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Helpless (1999)

Seth Green: Oz

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• Xander Harris : You know, maybe we're on the wrong track with the whole spell, curse and whammy thing. Maybe what we should be looking for is something like, um... Slayer Kryptonite.

  Oz : Faulty metaphor. Kryptonite kills.

  Xander Harris : You're assuming I meant the green Kryptonite. I was referring, of course, to the red Kryptonite, which drains Superman of his powers.

  Oz : Wrong. The gold Kryptonite's the power-sucker. The red Kryptonite mutates Superman into some sort of weird...

  Buffy Summers : Guys...? Reality.

• Xander Harris : An ice show? A show performed on ice. And how old are we again?

  Willow Rosenberg : I saw "Snoopy On Ice" when I was little. My dad took me backstage and I-I got so scared I threw up on Woodstock.

  Buffy Summers : Look, I know you guys think it's just a big, dumb, girly thing, but it's not. I mean, a lot of those skaters are Olympic medal winners. And every year my dad buys me cotton candy and one of those souvenir programs that has all the pictures. And, okay, it's a big dumb girlie thing, but I love it.

  Oz : It's not so girly. Ice is cool. It's water, but it's not.

  Willow Rosenberg : I think it's sweet you and your dad have a tradition. Especially now that he's not around so much. Ixnay on the caramel corn, though, if you're go backstage.